Ugly Dog Sweaters and Other Indignities
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Ugly Dog Sweaters and Other Indignities is Keke's second book - a collection of 39 fun and heartwarming stories from the second season of Keke's Guide to Training Your Human, containing more than 90 full-color photos! 

Bad news, humans: She's back!

Keke, the sassy Biewer Terrier with a nose for nonsense, returns with 39 new bite-sized lessons from her popular blog, Keke’s Guide to Training Your Human. In this delightful collection, Keke offers a dog's-eye view of the quirks and quandaries of human behavior.

From the perils of fashion faux paws in “Ugly Dog Sweaters” to the mysteries of the glowing rectangle in “The Phone Ate My Human’s Brain,” Keke's tales are packed with wit, wisdom, and a wagging tail of warmth. Her adventures, accompanied by over ninety charming photos, showcase her boundless energy, clever antics, and the occasional act of lovable rebellion.

But beyond the laughs, Keke's stories delve into the heart of the human-canine bond. Whether she's navigating the challenges of training her humans or offering lessons in loyalty, Keke provides a humorous and heartwarming glimpse into the world of a puppy.

Perfect for dog lovers of all ages, Ugly Dog Sweaters and Other Indignities is a family-friendly read that will leave you laughing, nodding in agreement, and hugging your furry friends a little tighter.

As Keke says, “I take the risks and learn the lessons so you don’t have to. You lucky dogs!”

Here's the full Table of Contents from the book:

• It Takes a Thief

• Does Your Stuffed Toy Really Stand a Chance Against Hannibal Lecter?

• A New Maneuver in Olympic Tennis

• Pawprints in the Concrete

• Broken? But You Said I Was Perfect!

• The Phone Ate My Human’s Brain

• Happy National Puppy Day

• How to Keep Your Human in Shape

• Finding Your Dream Job

• Understanding Human Packs

• The Bird Poop Chronicles (Part 1)

• The Bird Poop Chronicles (Conclusion)

• The Ultimate Alarm Clock

• Sometimes You Have to  Poop in the House

• Paradin’ o’ the Green

• When the Breeze Turned Bitter

• Learning Dog Tricks

• The Headbangers Ball

• Happy Birthday, Keke!

• I’m Not So Hot About Growing Up

• At the Lake  (Part 1 of Vacation Getaways)

• The Next Stop  (Part 2 of Vacation Getaways)

• Dog On It  (Part 3 of Vacation Getaways)

• Building Character  (Conclusion of Vacation Getaways)

• Happy Father’s Day From the Cat

• Shear Madness

• Being Ghosted

• Ugly Dog Sweaters and Other Indignities

• Takin’ Care of Business

• The Buddy System

• Reading Doggish

• The Wizard Will See You Now

• Tempus Fugit

• Are You Ready for Sweet Little Teddy? (Part 1)

• UFOs Over New Jersey

• Are You Ready for Sweet Little Teddy? (Conclusion)

• What the World Needs Now Is Love

• Traveling the Not-So-Friendly Skies

• Baby Burrito: No Fur. No Tail. No Sleep.

• Conclusion

Read what some of Keke's fans said about Ugly Dog Sweaters and Other Indignities:

“By turns funny, witty, and heartwarming, Ugly Dog Sweaters and Other Indignities is so pawsitively fetching you'll want to dig into every page!” - Jody Perkins

“I thoroughly enjoyed reading this little book. Ken does a great job of showing us the world through a dog’s eyes.” - Kim Rozelle

For more information about the blog and podcast, Keke's Guide to Training Your Human, click here.